A 7-Day Chakra Reboot from Root to Crown

Mini Audio Vault | Just $3.33 | Delivered via Telegram

This isn’t another thing to think your way through.
It’s something to feel your way back home.

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Wake the F*ck Up is a no-fluff, no-bypass 7-day audio experience designed to move energy through your body and truth through your voice—one chakra at a time.

🎧 Each audio is short, potent, and ready to drop you back into yourself.
No hours of healing. No need to “understand” energy work.
Just pure, embodied re-connection.
From the ground up.

Here’s the journey you’ll take:

❤️ Day 1 Root - Land fully in your body, anchor into safety.

🧡 Day 2 Sacral - Clear stuck emotion + make space to feel.

💛 Day 3 Solar Plexus - Remember who the f*ck you are.

💚 Day 4 Heart - Soften the armor, open your chest.

💙 Day 5 Throat - Say it like you mean it.

💜 Day 6 Third Eye - Cut the noise. Tune into clarity.

🤍 Day 7 Crown - Return to Source. Feel the connection.

🌈 Bonus Full-Body Reset - Integrate it all in a powerful closing practice.

This Vault is for you if:

• Tired of feeling scattered, spun out, or spiritually numb

• Over chasing “alignment” when you really just need a reset

• Ready to ground, clear, and reconnect—without the noise, pressure, or performative healing crap

Inside, you’ll get:

✅ 7+1 high-impact audio activations (one per day)
✅ Optional prompts to deepen the practice
✅ Private Telegram channel access—yours for life
✅ Go at your own pace—zero pressure, all permission
✅ Just you, your energy, and your truth—one track at a time

What You'll Feel After:

✨ A deeper sense of presence + groundedness
✨ Emotional movement, clarity, and subtle energetic shifts
✨ Reconnection to your voice, body, and inner wisdom
✨ Like you just came home to yourself (because you did)

💰 Only $3.33

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Let your body lead.
Let the energy move.
Let yourself wake the f*ck up.

Press play.

Come home to your body.
Let the remembering begin.